altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: kittypeaches)

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salixj:

rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

salixj:

rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks

I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

(Source: i-understandrew)

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